The Right Stuff
January 29th, 2008
Some people may say I’m prejudiced, and those people are right. Just… whenever I see these blemishes of society I want to break things. How dare someone bring them into this world? How dare they think that we could just accept it as a fact of life and move on? This is the 21st century, god damnit, and I won’t stand for this (in)tolerance.
The chocolate creme Oreos have to go!
And take those mint ones with you, too! We don’t need your kind tainting the cookie industry’s finest with your muddled and confused inner workings. “The White Stuff,” as Weird Al Yankovic once sang, really is the only thing that makes an Oreo what it is and nothing else can change that. So keep your double stuf, your chocolate creme, your mint creme, and even the yellow stuff that comes out during the spring, and just give me the classic Oreo to enjoy as my dinner.
Is it so hard to appreciate what is possibly the perfect balance between delicious chocolate wafers and fine milky cream goodness sandwiched between them? No, it’s not, and I shall force these views upon others until they can learn to taste the truth in a milk-soaked chocolatey biscuit.
Victory will be mine!
Hey, don’t judge me. Judge this guy instead.
January 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
No retreat, no surrender. That is Nabisco Law. And by Nabisco Law we will stand and fight, and die. A new age has begun. An age of freedom. And all will know that 2 Oreons gave their last breath to defend it.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:13 am
They had mother fucking Oreos on sale 2 big bags for $6. Guess who ate 2 mother fucking bags of Oreos because he has POOR IMPULSE CONTROL and way too much milk in the house.
Seriously, keep the devil cookie away from me.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Hey, it’s not the oreo’s fault that it is so delicious.
January 30th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
This pattern may or may not be repeating itself as we speak with cupcakes.
March 11th, 2008 at 7:58 am
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